Amuyu

As happens a lot in my household, the Mrs. and I were watching a cooking show last night. We are currently subscribed to YouTube TV. This particular show was about sous vide cooking. It wasn’t particularly good except for the portion on the poached eggs. We are definitely going to do that, and I’ll post about our experience here. However, we hadn’t talked about sous vide in forever. I haven’t looked up any recipes in forever. We don’t cook sous vide very often so there’s very little chance that we are going to be looking at web sites. But, after this show, we did get excited about those eggs. We also discussed which one of the machines the show was going to pick as the winner.

Then, this morning, I go to check on an Amazon order. And guess what is under my "suggestions"? Yup sous vide machines. The order of those suggestions? THE SAME ORDER WE GUESSED. Not the order the show talked about. The VERY SAME ORDER we guessed.

Screw you Amazon and your f’ing Alexa.

I’m going to find a way to get the things we use Alexa for without the spying.

Tonights meal was inspired by watching food shows. On one of them, the host was served a tasty Schnitzel and not having had one for a long time, I immediately told the Mrs. "let’s go get schnitzel!" Unfortunately, the closest place that serves it is about a 40 minute drive away (and yes, in Atlanta, that’s considered in town).

So, naturally, we made it. We found a great recipe from the good folks at the America’s Test Kitchen. In case you don’t have a subscription or a copy of the January/February 2009 magazine, I’ll give you my interpretation of it:

1. 1 Pork Loin (divided into 4 equal weight parts)
2. 7 large slices of high quality white bread with the crust removed (diced into 1/2 to 3/4 inch cubes).
3. 1/2 cup AP flour
4. 2 Large Eggs
5. 2+ cups of oil and 1 tablespoon extra

The first part is to make the bread crumbs. I feel that this might be optional, but haven’t tested it. This was also kinda weird for me since I’ve never used a microwave this way. Put the diced bread on a plate and microwave on high for 2 minutes. Take them out and mix thoroughly. Do another 2 minutes on high. Take them out and mix thoroughly again. Then 5 more minutes at medium with a round of mixing each minute. By the end you have very hard crusty bread that hasn’t been toasted. Put this bread in a food processor and process until you have extremely fine bread crumbs.

Next take the cutlets of pork and put them, one at a time, in a gallon ziplock back. Pound each one till they are roughly 1/8 to 1/4" thick. Salt and pepper each after pounding flat.

Then, whisk the 2 eggs and 1 tbsp of oil in a shallow plate (I used a pyrex pie plate). Spread the flower on another plate, and the crumbs on a third. Working one at a time, take each cutlet and dredge in the flour. Shake off the excess. Then put into the egg mixture and also allow extra to drip off. Finally, put into the break crumbs and get a nice even cover. Shake off the excess there again. Put on a cookie sheet and let rest for 5 minutes so that it dries out.

In a large(ish) dutch oven, put the 2 cups of veggie oil and bring to 375f. Working one at a time, fry the cutlets until golden brown. While the cutlet is frying, gently shake the Dutch oven (it makes sure the oil and moisture work well with each other). Put on a plate lined with paper towel and let oil drip off. You’ll want to flip them over a couple of times. While you are doing that, fry another cutlet. Repeat until done.

I served mine with some roasted potatoes and a nice salad. You could also create a garnish with capers and parsley – but I didn’t. However, you do want to cut up some lemons and have them available to squeeze onto the cutlets when you are ready to eat.

Note that in my gallery, I ended up with lots of small pieces. That’s because I tried following their method of slicing the pork and I completely butchered it. Their recipe called for some biased slicing, and what I found is that it’s hard to get four even slices. I also found that the slicing didn’t deal with the fact that the loin is not butchered evenly. Next time, I’m just doing four even weight slices and moving on. It’ll be a bit harder to pound out, but I’ll get much more even slices.

Enjoy.

After leaving Georgia Tech, my first "real world" job was working for a now defunct company called Pacific Access Computers. They specialized in a couple of things: reselling Sun gear and selling their own SBUS card for Datakit. I was hired as an SE for the South East. My work at GaTech had already given my great amounts of skill in managing and configuring Sun servers and workstations. However, as is the wont of most tech companies, I had to get certified to be able to "officially work" on these systems. Back in those days, pre-commercial internet, this meant traveling to the Bay Area so I could attend the Milpitas based training. Back then, getting tech books and tech gear was not as simple as today. Naturally there was no Amazon or New Egg yet. But there was Kepler’s Book Store and Fry’s.

My "training" involved going to Milpitas many times over the first few months of my new SEhood. Every time I flew there, I ritualistically did a pilgrimage to Fry’s. I’d spend many happy hours each time just perusing through the shelves of stuff. Don’t recall buying all that much – mostly because I didn’t have the disposable income back then – but I do recall really enjoying it very much. Many years later, the opened up a retail store here in Atlanta. Then they opened up another one. I was sooo happy and went there many times, but something was gone. It had all the stuff, but the prices where meh. The staff was most definitely meh. I clearly remember several instances of staff either being ignorant about their area of "expertise" or being overtly malicious in pushing unnecessary stuff. They did this to me, despite me clearly letting them know that I was not your average joe when it comes to tech stuff. They did this to several other patrons who clearly were just looking for a little bit of good advise (which I surreptitiously offered after they disengaged from the sales puke that had almost convinced them to buy 2x or 3x what they needed).

Over time, I also noticed that the traffic in the store was much much lighter. Their return policies became onerous. Their supply of stuff very dated. And just a general sense of malaise about the whole place. The closest MicroCenter is further than the closest Fry’s. I got to MicroCenter now. While the stuff is not as abundant – their policies and offerings are more than fair and good enough.

It’s sad. I miss the old Fry’s. And it came as no surprise today that I read this article.

Thanks for the memories. Hope you fix yourself.

Ok. This is another simple one, but always tasty. I use a Joe Tisserie with my Big Green Egg. It is a bit of heresy, but I had no option. The BGE folks don’t have one and the Joe works fine with it. Go figure. Anyways, for the chicken, make sure to get smaller chickens. I’ve found that 4-5 lbs chickens do better than bigger ones. I prep them by trimming off all the hanging fat bits. They usually are part of the neck (or what’s left) and then the usual flaps of skin by the bottom of the rib cage. It’s not our favorite so I normally also trim off the chicken tail. Then put a generous amount of your favorite rub. Tonight I tried two of them (one per chicken!): Dizzy Pig Peruvianish and Dizzy Pigg Pineapplehead. Once they are nicely seasoned, truss them up. There’s a variety of techniques for this so find one that you like. The goal is to keep the legs and wings from flapping around as the rotisserie spins.

Get the green egg up to about 325-350 and prep the fire by spreading it to the sides of the egg – not directly under the chicken. I’ve tried it with directly under, and it was too easy to scorch that way. Place the chickens in the rotisserie and turn it on. Cook until you get 165 reading in the breast. I use an instant read thermometer. It takes somewhere from 45minutes to an hour. It’s taken a bit more before so plan on an hour with some wiggle room. It’s also common for the chickens to cook at different rates so make sure that you check both if you are cooking more than one.

Once they are done, let rest covered for about 15 minutes. Carve and serve.